Blogs I follow:

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    chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

    lalondes:

    kevinprices:

    lalondes:

    if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

    your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

    #and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

    I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

    Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

    (via skintouching)